textpoops:

vampirevvekend:

 *touches a ball* did i do the sport

turntechgivinhead:

feferipixies:

i know what that is

fRICK

daveforpresident:

let’s not forget the best daddy

(Source: karktat)

I dONT WANNA GO TO WORK
I AM PHYSICALLY UNABLE TO LEAVE MY HOUSE SCREW WORK EXPERIENCE IM NOT GOING!!!!!!!

congragulation:

“Ah, yes, my psychiatrist, Hax Murderer. He has been helping me profile this ax murderer.”

How okay are you on a scale of Aradia Megido to MCR?